Sunday 29 April 2012

cheque it out

check it, check it, jacket, check you jack jacket off, check it out, check you out, check me out , check out girl.


Friday 27 April 2012

Dentistry




  • Children from routine and manual backgrounds have, on average, one more tooth with obvious tooth decay than other children.
  • 5-year-olds in the North of England have, on average, more missing, decayed or filled teeth then 5-year-olds in the South (excluding London) or the Midlands.

The first graph shows, for both 5-year-olds and 15-year-olds, how the average number of teeth with obvious tooth decay varies by the social class of their family.
The data source for the first graph is a 2003 government survey entitled Dental Health Survey of Children and Young People (tables 1 to 3).  The data relates to the United Kingdom.  The choice of 5-year-olds and 15-year-olds is to avoid the age group where primary teeth are being replaced by permanent teeth.
The second graph shows how the average number of missing, decayed or filled teeth for 5-year-olds varies by region.


When I moved to a council estate, I had eight fillings. I am not a statistic, but my teeth have their own ideas.

Sunday 15 April 2012

ooze ooze ooze

many things in life are a duality. but what's a duality if its not an endless compromise. and what's a compromise if its not a result where neither side gets what they want. I'd like to believe in anarchism I really would. but we tried it once and it didn't turn out well. in a group there is always a leader. and in a duality there is always a master and a slave. granted they may be both master and slave at the same time , or at different times, competing or complementary. but the duality is always a certainty. and the one thing about a duality is its neither one thing nor the other yet both at the same time. quite uncertain if you will. a certain uncertainty. of yin and yang, or ones and zeros, or haves and have nots. Him and Her

life would be simpler if there was no duality. but life would be more cruel. at least for one side , so this simplicity we cannot have. unless we are to spend our lives eating one big misogynistic cheese pasty. and that would be a terrible affair

Wednesday 11 April 2012

Yr idols

They didn't stand for anything just a little more nothing than you ever did. Maybe they meant something once , maybe you ascribed all that meaning to them. Maybe you were wrong, or more likely they were wrong. Just a little more nothing.

Saturday 7 April 2012

where's my paycheck

a filthy song for a filthy system

Chinese teenager sells kidney to buy iPad

If I had a kidney/heart I could sell it to
Buy that most desirable of things in order to hear the records on. My desires and tastes and shapes have been crafted to strongly and so much by brand friendly capitalists that my desires can no longer said to be my own, and my tastes are merely those which have been cultivated within me to become a productive consumer. By extension the horrible realisation that my tastes are not my own, means neither are my ideas, my concepts , my forms and my expressions. My whole artistry is mearly a function of advertising , a by product if you will. An unrequited offshoot, with no independence of itself , no self identity and not born of its maker.

Posted from my I fucking Phone

Thursday 5 April 2012

It's like being a million monkeys at a million typewriters except theres's only three of us

I'm starting this blog as a record. Because if there isn't a record then it doesn't really exist. I mean it probably doesn't exist anyway. It might do. It's definitely does. Probably. Its not like there's isn't already a record. There's 14 of them. Or 16 . I forget. It probably doesn't matter anyway. There's also some more, some better ones. Well better in that they have been recorded more accurately and are therefore a better record. But they haven't been finished and it's debatable if improving the accuracy of the record improves what is recorded. That is to say the quality of the record itself. As for those 14 I don't really know where they are possible in a box on their way to Spain . Possibly in a box under a bed. More likely. It's difficult being this post modern. Everything and nothing existing at the same time. I mean it's not as simple as it use to be, you could just put on a copy of odelay and marvel at the juxtaposition. But then that was when it was new . When those others were inventing it. Now it's become all we've ever known. For those that have always known it that is . And it takes so much more effort . You have to listen , I mean you really have to listen. And you can't even decide if you like it, or if you are supposed to like it. The irony is important , but you can never be too sure if it really exists. It's probably just a function of all that globalisation. And all that Internet. They are probably important. Probably. I wonder if I should tell the others , if I did they would see it , they might disagree , or worse they might agree . Then it would become important , then it would have meaning and with meaning comes a drive for quality, for accuracy of recordings , recordings that don't really exist . Tvtvtv. All that trash . Recordings of trash. For vultures . That's not even words we use. Like hot pot that's a word with meaning. A word with heritage. Not trash and certainly not vulture. Globalisation I suppose .